CAT-ENT PENDING: Creating Your Own Total Addressable Market, now with slightly less hairballs
SUBJECT: SUCCESSFUL DEPLOYMENT OF “PROJECT GRAVITY CHECK” Dear Future Bag-Holders and Current Catnip Sniffers, We are thrilled to announce that moments ago, Cat-Ent Pending successfully executed a high-level strategic initiative involving the “rapid vertical displacement” of several legacy assets (formerly known as “priceless heirlooms”) from the executive fireplace mantle. WHY THIS IS BULLISH: Proof of […]
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